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100% Orange Juice

It’s like Mario Party, only with robots, little girls and seagulls. Actually, that may be more like Mario Party than I remember. I’m of course, talking about…

Okay, not gonna lie, I might have met my match here. I like to consider myself a well-seasoned gamer. I’ve survived games that were terrible, games that were incredibly difficult and games that were just plain unfair… but 100% OJ reaches an entirely new level. Of insanity. Complete and utter insanity. And little girls that steal things. The closest thing I can compare it to is Mario Party, but even that doesn’t do it justice. Sure, similar to our lovable Italian’s favorite party game, 100% OJ is played on a board, you roll dice, you gain a currency for committing acts of felony, and it is undoubtedly the place where friendships go to die (if I had any friends to play this with me). Unlike Mario Party though, there are no mini-games after each round, there is a pseudo RPG-combat system, you can murder people, and play cards as if it was one of the crazy half-baked games a villainous henchman invented in an episode of Yugioh. I would say that these things make it the Japanese version of Mario Party except… yeah… the old plumber is already Japanese.

In regards to about half the things happening in the game, I have no ability to explain them. I chose a character that I liked, partially based on the fact that I thought she seemed cool and partially because she looked about as clueless as I was, which comforted me somehow. I think the goal of the game was to achieve five “Normas” which come in the form of two kinds of quests–murder stuff or get stuff (stars). Along the way, a little dog girl kept stealing money from the only boy on the board. I kept drawing cards that had neat pictures, but for some reason was never allowed to use any of them. To this day, my inability to play anything I drew haunts me. At some point a giant boss robot appeared and murdered everyone. Then the boy who’s wallet was stolen punched me out. It was around chapter (round) 40 that I was convinced the game was a satirical commentary about Marxism and how it connected with the social injustices concerning the youth of modern day Japan. I’m not entirely convinced that I’m wrong.

Eventually the dog-girl won. Apparently, most of my opponents were as clueless as I was, considering that I somehow got second place. In the end, I’m not convinced that this is a bad game. There’s clearly a large selection of wacky effects and strategies that can be implemented through use of the game’s numerous cards. If you’re willing to shell out a bit for the DLC, there are quite a few characters. A quick flip through the game’s community artwork will show you that there’s clearly a large group of people who embrace the game’s wild chance, zaniness, and ridiculous combination of adorable sinister-like qualities. There’s online play for those who want to be social, and even a rather wide selection of things you can unlock.

If I was younger, had more time and/or had a group of friends to play this game with, I think I would enjoy it quite a bit more. As it stands that I have none of these things, I am willing to take a step back and recognize that it may simply not be something I can get into. I love the art, humor and considering the somewhat stale nature of Mario games as of late, this game could be a great way to fill the niche of those who have fond memories of the old Mario Party games. For now though, I place it in Tier 2, putting it gently in a corner of the closet, praying that we leave each other on good terms–an attempt to respectfully avoid bending my mind around its madness any longer.

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Legionwood 2: Rise of the Eternal’s Realm

by Chezni

The number of RPG Maker games with “2” in the title that I’m reviewing is beginning to concern me. This time it’s…

Unlike Deadly Sin 2 Legionwood 2 is pretty damn-well made. Whereas Deadly Sin focused on unique visual assets and dropped the ball on design, Legionwood’s game design is great. The pacing is far better, the mechanics are much more exciting and the overall design of the game feels way better built. To be honest, I was a little worried at first when “GAIA STUDIOS” sat on my screen during the introduction for what felt like an eternity, followed by an equally dull and lingering “LEGIONWOOD2.” As it turns out though, the dev studio had a pretty good grasp on the fact that a lot of people aren’t going to be interested in something moving as slow as molasses, especially before they have any context for what the game is about. I greatly appreciated that they offered a clean out for people like me as shown in the bottom pic.

Hey, it might seem silly, but at least they were open about it and didn’t make me feel like I had to sit through 10 minutes of boring crap I don’t care about yet. Mechanically, it’s roughly your standard take-turn combat system with a “wait” ATB system. In other words, if your characters have a higher agility, overall they’ll take more turns than their opponents but you have as much time as you want to choose your character’s actions. What really struck gold for me though was the ability to freely select and change not just one class, but two classes for your characters. It didn’t take me long to set myself up as a Gun-Mage which made pleased me probably more than it should have. (Just saying the word “Gun Mage” makes me feel awesome for some reason.) Apparently, if the NPC I talked to is to be trusted, there are many other classes that you’ll get as you play the game, which gave me a great tug to keep playing to not only discover them but also the wacky combinations I could set my party up as. In addition to classes, there’s even a morality rating that sets the party down the “good” or “bad” path which changes certain events within the story. True, it’s binary, but it’s a lot more than most tileset RPGs give you.

A majority of Legionwood 2’s assets are taken straight from RPG Maker but given how well they are used in combination with the believably written dialogue, characters that are at least trying to be distinct from one another, decent music and aforementioned design, this game nets a high Tier 2 for me. It’s definitely something I want to check back into after I’ve cleared out my Tier 1’s–it might be the best RPG Maker game that I’ve seen yet.

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Savant – Ascent (Completed)

by Chezni

DUB THE WUB. Don’t blink or your might miss it, it’s Savant – Ascent!

Savant – Ascent is a rockin’ game that comes out of the gate swinging. You play the role of a V for Vendetta cosplayer (the Savant?) who gets blown out of his wizard’s tower after some kind of magical sphere goes haywire. The Savant wastes no time bursting right back into his tower, fights his way up a crazy elevator ride and destroys the magical orb and the evil glitch Vario that is possessing it. That’s it–the game ends. No, I’m not kidding. Even as a beginner, it’ll take you about 30 minutes to play from start to finish. So you might be wondering, “Chezni, why on Earth did you put this in Tier 1?” Well, truly I have spent $2 and 30 minutes of my life doing much less valuable things and for those 30 minutes you feel like a badass. So just what do you get for those 30 minutes?

Combat in the game involves blasting incoming enemies in a radius around you, using the analog stick (or mouse). Special enemies drop pieces of a CD which grant momentary invulnerability when you pick them up. You can hop between one of two sections on each level to avoid attacks and death is met with the acquisition of new powerups and songs in the form of completed CDs that you’ve picked up and yes, the music is primarily dubstep. It’s not the most amazing dubstep that I’ve ever heard (I tend to listen to it more than a person of my age and standing probably should) but I must admit that it’s the first time I’ve played a game that used it as its primary soundtrack and it was pretty fun to rock out to it while blasting some drones away.

The drones themselves spill in perfectly–first you get the common quarter notes (ones that move every beat) but then you get the more durable half-notes. I was disappointed that this is where the music-synced baddies stopped since it really made the game feel cohesive to see them moving in beat, but there are only 4 enemy types in the game. Aside from the music though, the graphics are quick and crisp and fun to look at.

True, there’s an endless mode, a time attack mode a Vario mode–but really, there’s no need to play the game after you beat it. You’ve already seen everything by then and it’s just a rehash of what was already extremely light content. I think if I were to find an apt comparison, this game is like the chocolate mint on your pillow at a hotel. No, not wholesome, lasting or even that impressionable in any way but you’re still going to eat it. It’s a freaking chocolate mint, how can you resist it? Admittedly if you don’t like to dub the wub (or if you don’t like chocolate mints if you’re stuck in the metaphor) then you probably won’t like this game. Otherwise, I fully recommend just trying this out for a bit–it really won’t take you that long either way.

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Deadly Sin 2

by Chezni

There’s a difference between a game that is needed to satisfy an idea, and an idea that is made to satisfy the need for a game. Deadly Sin 2, is the latter.

It’s always a bit hard to critique a RPG Maker game. My gut impulse is to reject the game as being a recycled collection of frankensprites, visual effects and coded plugins scavenged from the deepest ends of the internet. This opinion is not entirely non-subjective either, as many poorly made RPG Maker games that I’ve played fit this bill. In the spirit of fairness however, I always try to remind myself that reused assets and codes should not stop me from discovering a game that might really enjoy. Even with this mindset I can say that Deadly Sin 2 isn’t worth playing.

You can forgive a lot from an indie game, but there has to something–some spark or unique shine–that makes pushing past the game’s roughness worth it. The problem is that Deadly Sin 2 just doesn’t have anything like that. The opening is generic, the party members are super generic, quests are generic, story is unbearably generic–on top of being made up of a mishmash of sprites and tilesets. Now, I do feel a tad bad saying this because there are some parts of the game that are worth pointing out as being moderately decent. For instance:

All your characters in combat are animated with some pretty sweet pixel-work. They ready their weapons and attack, or do a special animation for their skills or magic. It’s tight, looks nice and flows really well–and is completely unique to this game. The combat is a little more advanced than your typical take-turn combat as well, with the addition of a threat mechanic which influnces who an enemy will attack. I also appreciate the way that you can increase character’s skills through the use of skill points that you find throughout the world. It’s nice to have customization over your characters and reading up on the skills is fun.

These things alone though aren’t strong enough to create anything worth trying. The Threat mechanic is nice but isn’t that profound. The animations are nice, but since the combat is weak, they’re just something flashy and distracting instead of being the icing on the cake. Combat feels imbalanced in more ways than just the stats themselves (although that is part of the issue)–the pacing feels wrong. Having access to all the skills right off the bat leaves little to work towards. Enemies feel random and aren’t really introduced in a way that allows the player to understand the world that they exist in–the monsters don’t tell a story or fit in, they’re just “there.” Treasure is littered everywhere, making its discovery a chore instead of something exciting. Seriously; after the game’s introduction, I played about 10 minutes and found this…

This…

And this…

And that’s not even all of them. When there’s treasure everywhere, it’s stops being treasure and just becomes junk. Add to this that I’m not being facetious when I say that everything about the world, story and characters are so uninspiring. The mage in the party refers to enemies as “scrubs.” “Scrub” is a word that was invented by the online gaming community somewhat recently to refer to someone is is of a “lower tier” than them. A “scrub” is someone of such a lower skill level than you, that they aren’t worth your time. To hear one of my party members uses this word breaks all immersion of what I assume is supposed to be a high fantasy world. Add to this that the two “main character’s” introductions both generically involve their sweethearts, both look like generic warriors, both have no personality whatsoever, the hero’s castle at the beginning is burned down, there’s some vague and super boring political “intrigue” involving invading kingdoms and political tension that after a short-while I was ready to quietly pack this one away for good. I wasn’t really insulted by this one, but it still belongs in Tier 3, since I would never recommend it to anyone.

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Serious Sam Franchise

by Chezni

Lepcis’s First Impression of SSHD:FE

Lepcis’s First Impression of the SS Franchise

As I sat down and took a serious look at the Serious Sam franchise, I couldn’t help but continually think, “What a wreck.” Having read Lepcis’s reviews, I knew what was coming and I wasn’t looking forward to it. You can read the reviews for yourself by using the links above if you like, but one line he wrote sums the whole thing up. “Croteam made 1.5 good Serious Sam games […] and have just been repeating the same game ever since.” I can’t find a better way to describe this mess. There are 9 Serious Sam games loaded in my Steam folder. 2 of them are disjointed outsourced spin-offs. 1 is a terrible sequel. 1 is the original game and 5 are remakes of the original game. Let that sink in. There are 5 remakes of the same game. As much as I dislike the franchise, at least each Call of Duty game has a new Single-Player story (the caveat being that I’ve never really played a COD game). But Serious Sam? Naw, why try? Why use creativity? Just re-hash the same damn thing that achieved pseudo-popularity years ago. I’m not even kidding. Take these 6 games and put them in a pile: 1 is the original game, one is an expansion of the original game, one is an HD remake of the original game, one is an HD remake of the expansion of the original game, 1 is an unfinished fan-made remake of the original game and the last is a prequel of the original game that reuses many of the same jokes and monsters. What. The. Hell.

In spite of my strong feelings of anger, insult and disgust associated with a company that feels so confident that the stupidity of their intended audience is so intense that the won’t even notice that they’re just buying the same game 6 times, I can’t really say anything that Lepcis hasn’t said already. So I’ll try not to. What follows instead is a brief comparison of one game to another built up from the original seed of the first Serious Sam game–short and sweet. You’ll still be able to find the Tier that I believe the game belongs to but I will forego the usual lengthy explanation. Without further ado, let’s get into the excrement deluge that is the Serious Sam series.

Serious Sam Classic: The First Encounter: Tier 3

Floaty. Poor level design exasperated by bland enemy AI and non-existent enemy placement due to “teleport-spawning” enemies. Strategy against every enemy is exactly the same–kite and shoot. Instead of quality you get quantity–hoards of enemies, but none of them create a need for intelligent play since they die as fast as they teleport in. Might as well be a point-and-click adventure. Enemy visual design is creative and unique and the game is very fast paced with relative smoothness. Sam has a few interesting one-liners that are cringy, but that’s the point. Large levels, but no motivation to explore them and little meaningful player interaction with them while fighting enemies due to simplistic designs and teleport-spawning. No need to even fight enemies either, just run through the levels until the developers force you to fight a hoard through use of a locked door or raised wall because their game isn’t well-developed enough otherwise to create meaningful confrontation between the player and enemies otherwise. For its time, mediocre. Nowadays, it’s forgettable. The original Timesplitters, a game with smaller worlds and fewer enemies, was more fun to play, and it came out a year before this.

Serious Sam Classic: The Second Encounter: Tier 2

A huge improvement over the original. Yes, it uses the same engine, assets, monsters etc. The biggest difference is that the level design in this blows the first’s out of the water. There are far fewer enemies that just teleport-spawn out of nowhere. Level designs create meaningful play without boxing the player in all the time and forcing them to fight arena style. When you are boxed in, it feels acceptable and isn’t overdone. Level pacing feels much better as well, not to mention more interesting looking. It just goes to show you, it’s not how pretty your graphics are, or how many enemies you’ve designed–it’s how you use them.

Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter: Tier 2

A direct remake but many improvements over the original. Floatiness is nearly gone. Weapon animations are more believable (there actually is animation for the pistol now). AI is still bland and arena fighting problem still exists. Teleport-spawning still exists, and level design is still relatively poor. Teleport-spawning has been altered so that enemies no longer fall into cliffs from the sky and clip to solid ground. Gone is the headless bomber riding the bull monster (or at least I didn’t see him). You can still just run through the level fighting a minimal amount of enemies. Barely nets T2, but overall just feels better.

Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter: Tier 2

Once again, a strong improvement over the First Encounter. Contains much more content. Seems to contain several campaigns (including the levels from FE) as well as a survival mode. Makes me wonder why they didn’t just release FE and SE as one game. Biggest complaint is that they’re just recycling the old Sam voice clips, which I didn’t think were that great to begin with. He barely passes as being some sort of troll or ogre–definitely doesn’t pass off as being human. Otherwise, this is the strongest one yet. Definitely would suggest just playing this one and skipping the previous 3. They are, after all, just the same game repeated.

Serious Sam Classic: Revolution: Tier 3

Sorry, I know I said I wouldn’t repeat what Lepcis said, but I have to for this. Why does this exist? Just, why? Literally another remake of FE and SE, only with the original textures and physics. Does Croteam think it’s really worth it sell this fan project? The only advantage to this existing at all is that the old mods that worked with the SS Classics games will work with this since it it’s got the same framework. Otherwise, this is just waste of space. It runs smoother than the Classics versions and that’s about it. It’s not even finished. Don’t even waste your time.

Serious Sam 2: Tier 3

Identity of the game is completely confused. You’d think that a game where you ride dinosaurs, shoot giant monsters and have a sexy blue-skinned assistant would be awesome but… it’s not. Not really. The pacing of the game is severely dropped from previous installments. Enemies are completely new and feel very different from before; the staple headless monster is replaced by a sort of space-ogre. I’ll give them one thing, and that’s that they tried something new. I don’t know if it was a step in the wrong direction, but I do know it just isn’t implemented well. It feels like a strange mix between Halo and Banjo Kazooie, but not in a good way.

Serious Sam 3: BFE: Tier 2

Once you get past the familiar enemies and repeated jokes from the previous installments, this one’s not that bad. I think I’d still rather play SS HD SE, but mechanically speaking this is the stronger title. Finally, there’s a new VA for Sam in a game that also contains the headless monsters. Not a fan of the instant-kill melee attack that Sam always possesses, but DOOM needs to take a leaf out of BFE’s book–you’re not invulnerable while you do it and health doesn’t spurt out of an enemy when you kill them with it, meaning that there’s a bit more strategy to it (but only a bit). I approve of infinite handgun bullets–it allows the devs to create levels that aren’t cluttered with ammo constantly, and it makes the bullets you get for the other weapons a bit more meaningful, since you’re expected early on to use the handgun quite a bit. Sam talks a bit more but isn’t quite as cringy–the VA still sounds like an ogre but it’s a little cleaner so it’s easier on the ears. Level design is pretty solid with plenty of secrets. Enemies have been re-balanced in meaningful ways. For example, the headless bombers now flinch when you shoot them, and explode on the second shot, meaning that you can point blank shoot one that is right next to you and still have time to back away before the final exploding shot. I no longer feel like the devs are just throwing swarms of enemies at you pointlessly–enemies are well-placed, don’t teleport-spawn in and make the levels fun.

Serious Sam: The Random Encounter: Tier 3 (Completed)

I beat this one a while back and… it just is not worth it. It’s buggy as hell but that’s not even the worst of it. It passes off as a flash game, but I’ve played flash games that are better. The first time you play, it might take you 2 hours to beat. If you knew what you were doing, it would probably take less than an hour. Guns and enemies are not really balanced, and the niches that each gun is supposed to fill is obsolete in the face of the need for constant AOE DPS. There’s a few lame jokes that might get a small “guffaw,” here and there but nothing that Duke Nukem’s or Shadow Warrior’s humor doesn’t put to shame. It barely escapes Tier 4 because I like the concept of the game–it’s just that this is a horrible representation of it. If you want to know something weird, I met one of the guys who worked on this game at PAX. The game he was advertising at the convention wasn’t that great either. I felt a little embarrassed for him.

Serious Sam Double D XXL: Tier 4

Nope. I’m not playing this game. The game’s title, immediate sexualization of your female sidekick and the way that Sam portrait looks like a pile of shit tells me everything I need to know about this game–but even then, I was willing to give it a go. Surprisingly, it was the screenshot below that was the final nail in the coffin. “My programmers wanted me to remind you that instant enemy spawning is totally acceptable. That’s the way things are supposed to work.” Nope. Just because you have one of your characters blatantly state that I’m supposed to treat a big pile of steaming excrement as something acceptable does not mean that I’ll do so–so when you tell me that teleport-spawning enemies is how “things are supposed to work,” then I’m even less inclined to accept it. Because you’re too ignorant to understand it Mr. Dev, I’ll spell it out for you. Teleport-spawning enemies changes the rules of the game in a bad way. A few enemies teleport-spawning is sometimes ok. A certain kind of enemy who’s calling card is to teleport-spawn is also ok. However, when all enemies can teleport spawn, you’re building your game’s “difficulty” based upon lies, with no reasonable counterplay. You are telling the player one thing, and then doing another. Your player can receive input visually and audibly that “you cleared out this room” which becomes false when he gets killed from behind by a hoard that immediately spawns in. There is no reasonable counterplay, since you did nothing to communicate to the player that there was danger. You’re too lazy to make a game that gives the player meaningful input so instead you design a game that requires prior knowledge. It’s the equivalent of blindfolding someone and then punching them in the face and when they don’t block it you tell them “well this is how it’s supposed to work.” Just because you told them you were going to do it does not somehow make it better. If you’re reading this, just leave this piece of refuse be and move on to something, anything more meaningful. It won’t be hard at all to find.

The Walking Dead

by Chezni

Akin to the rating system, I think we need to put disclaimers on digital media. “WARNING. THIS DIGITAL MEDIA IS NOT A GAME.” The first game that needs this tag is…

Okay, let’s go back a bit and be a little fair. I fully expected to hate this game a lot. I’ve never played a Telltale game before, but with such a title as “Minecraft: Story Mode” under Telltale’s belt in addition to a few concerning comments made by my peers, I was preparing for an awful experience. What I got… wasn’t that bad.

In the game, you play the role of a convict, Lee, who may or may not deserve his current fate, who may or may not have caused the death of his ex-wife, who may or may not have emotional family-issue baggage–you know, the normal things associated with the main characters of shows like this. Midway through Lee’s prison transportation ride, the car crashes, he escapes and he finds himself in the world of zombies that now encompasses the world he used to know. Along the way he’ll do typical zombie-story related things like bash a teenage zombie’s brains in with a hammer, befriend a small timid girl and shuffle aimlessly from people group to people group looking for a place to settle down and make sense of the world as it is. In spite of it not really being anything new, it sets a good mood, there are a few exciting bits and it didn’t feel like it contained any filler (for the first hour that I played at least).

Mechanically speaking though, this is not a game. It’s best to think of it as a form of digital media that lies somewhere between a point-and-click adventure and a choose-your-own adventure book. Imagine it as if someone took any of the Dragon Age or Mass Effect games and removed everything from the game except the dialogue choices and a few isolated bits of walking around and clicking on a things. These kinds of games have been done before; Heavy Rain comes to mind. For whatever reason though, Heavy Rain felt better and its difficult to say why. Maybe it’s because Heavy Rain felt like a game that was entirely designed with this sort of mechanic in mind, whereas Walking Dead feels like a TV show that they had to find the best way to put in video game form, and choose-your-own-adventure-point-and-click was the best way to do it.

A big problem that exists within the game is the illusion of choice. The game starts out with the statement above. “The story is tailored by how you play,” is a pretty bold way to start the game and I’m not certain how accurate it is. Firstly, you don’t really “play” the game–you make a few dialogue choices and things just sort of unfold the way they’re predestined to. There were a couple parts where I noticed the dialogue had picked up something I had chosen earlier in the game, but “tailored” is just far too strong of a word. Technically, any game that rates your actions and gives you a different ending has “tailored” its game to you. By opening up dramatically with this statement as the first screen that the player sees, what the developers of Walking Dead seem to be insinuating is that your ability to have input into the game will be so influential that your experience in the game will be very unique. I did not really feel that this was the case.

Since we’re using the word “tailored,” let me paint a scenario for you involving the same. Let’s say you need a suit and you go to a tailor. You tell the tailor you want a black suit. He responds “ah, I see you want a black suit.” You nod and continue and tell him you want the one with three buttons, two gold cuff links and broad shoulders. The tailor responds “Ah, yes, three buttons is a lucky number. I too think that the gold would go best with the black. Broad shoulders is doable.” One last time, you point out that you are on a budget, and you can’t afford the most expensive suit. The tailor gives you an understanding look. “Ah yes, we can get something for you that looks nice but is affordable.” He takes your measurements, you leave the store and one week later your suit is delivered to you–it is a brown suit with 6 gray buttons, silver cuff links, slim shoulders and $50 more than you bargained for. Yes, you got a suit and yes, it isn’t the worst suit in the world, and yes you can technically afford it but to say that this suit was “tailored” to you would be false.

Back to the Walking Dead, Lee encountered a skeptical farmer who begrudgingly agreed to house him and Clementine (the little girl Lee found) in addition to a family that the farmer was already sheltering. During every conversation I could have with the farmer, I chose the most honest dialogue options available because I believed I owed it to be as open as I could to this man that was helping me and gaining little in return. Later on, the farmer’s son would become accidentally pinned under a tractor by “Duck,” the son of the other displaced family. Suddenly, zombies attack and you are given the choice to try to save Duck or the farmer’s son. I went to save the farmer’s son. During Lee’s rescue attempt, Duck’s father grabs Duck and runs off without helping the farmer’s son. Lee is unsuccessful and the farmer’s son is mortally wounded; the farmer kills the zombies and runs over to his dying boy. The boy’s last words were “Lee tried to rescue me.” As you can see, every single thing I could do within the game’s allowance was in support of the farmer. In spite of this, the farmer becomes enraged, screaming that everyone leaves, resulting in Lee and Clementine traveling to a new town with Duck and his father and mother. This does not feel like a tailored experience at all and in fact, I think most choose-your-own-adventure books are more reactive to the choices that you make within them. I was forced to follow the path that the game wanted me to, making me feel like all my previous actions were meaningless.

To call this media a “game” just doesn’t feel right. Games like this along with A Bird Story, however well-made they are, are just plainly more of an interactive experience. If you like watching TV and you like soap-operas with zombies and you like having a little input here and there then you’ll probably like this sort of thing. For me though, I think I’d rather just watch an actual TV show or read a book if I wanted a story. If I could, I would give this game a “Tier Null” classification, because I still don’t recognize it as an actual game. That being said, taken at face value I can see no blaring flaws in its design, and if I had to credit it as a game I would place it in Tier 2.

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Descent

by Chezni

There is no up. There is no up. There is no UP. THERE IS NO UP! Thus is my descent into Descent.

Descent is a surprising title. Coming just 2 years after the original DOOM, this game takes 3-D to an entirely new level. In fact, it even takes my modern-day concept of 3-D and turns it on its head–literally. Descent is a game where you pilot a small craft through a series of complexes and fight off enemy machines. The twist? You have a front seat to the ship’s cockpit and from there it’s your job to navigate in every possible X, Y and Z axis position imaginable. It only takes me about 5 seconds of rolling twisting and turning in any level until I’m completely disoriented from head to toe. This predicament is further complicated by the numerous enemy ships that zoom around firing at you.

I think the best way I can describe the experience is that it is a first-person zero-gravity arcade-shooter game and as far as I know, this is the first of its kind that I’ve played. Considering the time this came out, this is quite a feat. A lot of the games coming out during this time period that pioneered the exploration into 3-D gaming often overstepped their bounds. Dark Forces, a game made by the already firmly established company Lucas Arts was a 3-D experience that was sluggish and laggy which took away from the fun of the game. Descent on the other hand runs smooth and crisp–the bobbing of the ship or the delay on a turn is clearly intentional to give you feeling that you really are piloting a spacecraft. I will say that it’s a bit tricky to play with a mouse though. More than once I wished that I could play the game on my old Sidewinder Joypad but as long as you move the mouse slowly it’s not so bad.

In the end, I’ve never been a big Sci-Fi fan. I’m afraid of space, I don’t like zero gravity and I never wanted to fly my own Millennium Falcon. Add to this that while Descent certainly has a challenge associated with it, it is bit too arcade-y for my tastes. In spite of this, I can certainly see great value in this game just from its allowance for your freedom of movement alone, to say nothing of the various guns and powerups you can pickup along the way. I would recommend this as a Tier 2 game to anyone with a love for shooting things in space and getting lost in a world with no up. For now though, I think I’ll keep my feet on the ground.

–note–

In 2015, due to legal reasons involving unpaid royalties since 2007, Descent was removed from the Steam market and as of today cannot be purchased anymore, so no Steam Link. Sorry! 🙁

LIMBO (Completed)

by Chezni

Ever eat a good banana? You know, one that tastes great but isn’t too green or too brown? Well, what if after eating that banana and you got to the peel you didn’t stop–you just stuffed the peel in your mouth and kept chewing. Welcome to LIMBO.

I’ve made this pretty clear in the past, but in case you missed it, I hate puzzle games. There’s nothing appealing to me about discovering a set of linear 1’s and 0’s that I must adjust the input/output for in order to proceed to the next set of 1’s and 0’s. I also think that most platformers are non-appealing rubbish with a forced mechanic of bland platform traversing and obligatory monster head-stomping. LIMBO, as it so happens, is a puzzle/platform game… and it is AMAZING. For the first half.

The first swig of LIMBO feels like true and pure exploration of the imagination. It is a set of puzzles that are fresh, simple, non-repetitive and clever. Bear traps, rolling boulders, giant spiders–I never knew what was around each turn and I was eager to see the next challenge. There is never a tutorial and there never needs to be one. The game uses the D-Pad and two buttons and that’s it. The level designs teach the player exactly what they need to know by building up the player’s knowledge piece-by-piece from what they have previously encountered. The last time I played a Puzzle Platformer this good was when I played Another World for the SNES and I was ready to rejoice the profound similarities. That was until I noticed that I was half-way through the game after only spending an hour playing. I decided it was best just to put in another hour and see how the game ended. That was the where the fall of LIMBO began.

It was past the half-way point that I began noticing that I was pushing a lot more boxes around to solve my problems. There were no longer neat little tricks and traps. Instead, they were replaced with platforming and switches. There was a neat bit where you climb on the letters “HOTEL” from a building of the same name, but other than that the environments are dull and uninspiring. At the end when the obligatory gravity-switching box-pushing puzzle was the game’s finale, I realized that the second half of LIMBO was filth; relegated in my mind to Tier 3 at best. Sure it’s “done well,” but it’s as invigorating as game of tic-tac-toe. Clever traps are replaced by giant buzz-saws. Mind-controlling leaches are replaced with bland pit-falls. All personality and uniqueness is completely screened from the second leg of the journey to the point where I think I would’ve had a better time just playing through the first part twice.

There’s little else to say beyond this as it’s not a long game. Not even the game’s “story” can redeem the ending. The boy you play as finally meets with a female shadow who stands up when he runs up from a distance and then the screen goes black. No explanation, no closure, just a heaping pile of “Ask me what it means!” The first half of this game is easily Tier 1. Given the entire compilation of the game’s contents though, it barely nets Tier 2.

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Paper Sorceror

by Chezni

Am I just a sucker for Indie games? Say “Hello” to Paper Sorcerer.

Paper Sorcerer is a rough-around-the edges indie-RPG adventure that bears heavy semblance to the Shin Megami Tensei series or the (more popularly known in America) Persona series. Don’t be fooled by the cutesy Templars above; you won’t even be playing as them. They’re the bad guys.

You play the role of powerful sorcerer who was sealed in a magical book by a party of heroes. The book is a magical artifact that the king uses to seal away unwanted entities that pose a threat to his kingdom. Aside from you, there are a multitude of other creatures locked away in this magical prison. By its design, the prison is supposed to hold those trapped inside in a cell that drains all energy, both physical and magic, until the prisoner loses all power and will to escape. Occasionally, the process fails and a prisoner escapes. In your case, you were released by the “Spirit of the Book,” a woman who originally took the form of a mouse to communicate with you. The Spirit of the Book wants you to go to each section of the book and destroy the bindings one by one until the book can no longer be held together. She promises that when this happens, you and her will escape but I have my doubts as to the integrity of her loyalty.

As stated before, the game shares many similarities to Shin Megami; especially Shin Megami Tensei: The Strange Journey. You play the role of yourself (a sorcerer in this case) and summon demons to fill in the other slots of your party. Unlike Shin Megami, you don’t convince the demons to join your side in combat, but instead summon a new one to add to your team when reaching new levels of the dungeon. Additionally, you don’t fuse the demons together to create new ones. Aside from that though, it’s pretty spot-on. Demons come with a unique set of abilities but you’ll need to use them intelligently to defeat stronger foes. The combat doesn’t exactly seem like a walk in the park either, adding challenge to the gameplay. Of particular interest to me is the way that the game handles “Energy” (MP) and Defense. Energy counts are very low (so far all party members have only had a max of 4) but it recharges by 1 after each combat round and some party members can use a skill to regenerate it. Defense on the other hand is a dynamic stat that can be broken down with multiple attacks. This means that combat has a time-limit of sorts and a stronger foe’s resistance to damage can be slowly whittled down.

I’m sure you’ve noticed by now, but the entire game is monochrome. (Well, not quite monochrome but close enough.) It lends to some pretty interesting visuals and sets a unique tone for the whole game. It’s very hard to forget that you really are trapped in the pages of a book–in fact, the game’s currency are actually gems that for a few seconds let you see the color and life of the outside world. To those trapped inside, this is more valuable than any commodity found within their papery cells. At times, the art is a bit questionable. This is most notable when looking at some of the character portraits. However, given that there are a decent number of portraits and quite a few animations in combat, it’s easy enough to forgive some of the wonkey faces you might come across.

This game is not amazing, or even fantastic. However, I remind you that the difference between Tier 1 and Tier 2 is not necessarily quality, but personal desire. There are many games of a higher quality than Paper Sorcerer that I’ve placed in Tier 2 but I did not feel a strong desire or need to see more of them. In contrast, when it comes to Paper Sorcerer I wish to see more of its design, how its combat develops and I’m curious of the fate of the world that the game created resulting in its award to Tier 1 .

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Heroes of Might & Magic III – HD Edition

by Chezni

Hang on… am I playing American Fire Emblem? Oh wait, it’s Heroes of Might & Magic.

As I said in an earlier review, I hadn’t played a single Might & magic game until about a year ago, when I marathoned Might & Magic VI. That didn’t stop me from hearing this mysterious Might & Magic franchise over and over again when I was a kid. I never could quite figure out what the games were about based on snippets of what I heard other people say. The only thing I could tell is that they had monsters and magic or something. I think I understand why–the MM series encompasses so many different kinds of games that I there doesn’t seem to be a single genre that’s outside this franchise’s reach. First-Person RPGs, First-Person Party-Based RPGs, First-Person Grid-Based RPGs, Puzzle-Matching Tactics games–and now, a Warcraft, Civilization, Fire Emblem-esque RPG adventure hybrid called “Heroes of Might & Magic III.”

HoMM III is a fantastically detailed micro-world of mythical creatures, powerful treasures and vast landscapes. The goal, as far as I can tell, is to move your heroes around the map gathering treasure and recruiting an army until you clash with the opposing kingdom that waits for you on the other side. Heck, I can’t even say that the Kingdom waits for you–I clearly saw some strange demonic creature riding around the map, investigating treasures and capturing buildings the same as me, so I guess the enemy has the same tools as you do to fight against you. I say “as far as I can tell” though, since in spite of playing the game for 2 hours I’m about halfway finished with the first level of one of the 5 campaigns. It’s clear that this game is long, and would require a pretty heavy time investment to figure out what else goes in within the game.

The game may seem confusing at first, but every single thing you can left-click on can also be right-clicked to get a description of what it does mechanically, meaning that with a bit of reading you’ll be adventuring into the unknown in no time at all. I’m impressed that a game so detailed was built so clearly that I actually could learn this quickly in spite of the myriad of facets to the game play. On the one hand, it’s like Civilization in that you build up your city, building various structures within its walls. It’s also a resource management game, as you’ll need to find or capture a variety of materials in order to produce useful buildings. On the other hand, it’s a fog-of-war exploration game, with the need to venture out into the unknown and discover spells, upgrades and artifacts. Further still, it’s a hexagonal army-based take-turn combat game, requiring tactical use of spells and, of course, the army. It’s also a party-generated RPG in that you recruit heroes from a random pool at the tavern, each with a different class and set of skills who in turn level up with each victory to acquire more talent. In spite of all these pieces, they fit together seamlessly and create a rather pleasant experience.

The game is not without faults though. It’s a bit sluggish at times so you’ll need to be patient. For example–some battles are very interesting. Other battles, you know you’ve won, but it takes another minute for the fight to play itself out. Another instance is troop recruiting; you need to wait a week before getting more soldiers in a town, which can lead to a hero just waiting around in a city for the week to end. Mechanically, these choices are sound–you’ll just need to take it slow. Another point of conention I have against the game are the powerups. While technically it would be my choice to do so, I can’t help but feel annoyed that I must have each hero visit all of the non-expendable treasures in order to get their permanent bonus. Once again, this is a mechanically sound point of the game. Maybe it’s just my own obsession, but I’m constantly worried that I forgot to have a hero visit one the powerups and I’ll have permanently missed a stat boost. Lastly, the game feels a bit like walking into a dark room at times. Since I have no knowledge of what my units do, what the map looks like or how strong an opponent may be that, to a degree, I simply just move around and click on things until something happens. I don’t really deserve to win, nor do I deserve the treasures I keep picking up–I don’t know enough about what’s going on to actually claim these victories entirely as my own. It’s possible that with time and familiarity of the game I would begin to develop a strategy or a technique but even after 2 hours I was just hoarding treasures and powerups because the game was nice enough to give them to me, not because I had earned them.

Oh. And there are boats. They’re a lot of fun.

HoMM III really shows me why I kept hearing about the MM series. For a game this old to have received a 2014 HD remake and for it to be this fun even today makes me feel like this must have been the Zenith of the MM series. I’m placing it in Tier 2 but only because it is my preference to play a game with a bit more challenge and a bit less of a time investment. HoMM is a fantastic game and I strongly recommend trying it out. It would be a perfect fit if I have a sleepy day off in the future and nothing else to do.

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