Dragon’s Dogma

 

So, this is the game that From Software was so afraid of that they rushed the release of the original Dark Souls, huh? I can see why…

 

Fantasy RPGs are sometimes a dangerous bag. Buy enough and you’ll start picking up on cheap stereotypes, repeated tropes and pointless filler in many of the titles. Dragon’s Dogma is a reminder of what a fantasy RPG should be. It is a tale that says “Sure, you can have your stats, your party members and your level grind… but why not make that fun?” It reasons, “Walking around the town and talking to NPCs is good because it develops the world and gives the player something to do, but why not remove the annoying bits?” It concludes, “Being able to jump off ledges and climb walls is a good part of any game, whether you play as an assassin or not… so why not add it to our game?” Dragon’s Dogma just feels like an RPG from Japan done right.

 

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Jedi Knight (Series)

I have a confession. I hate Star Wars. It’s got two of my least favorite things–being in space and science fiction. Admittedly, it’s hard to have science fiction without being in space, but there you have it. However, I live in a place we like to call “reality” and Star Wars is such an oppressively pervasive part of our reality that I have not been able to live my life apart from endless consumption of its media. I’ve played its games, I’ve watched its movies, I’ve read its books. During my childhood, I heard whispers on the edge of nerd-dom of a game called “Jedi Knight.”

“You can choose to be good or evil!”

“You can kill almost any character in the game! You can use a light saber and guns!”

“You can get force powers and force choke people or light powers and move at super speeds!”

Intrigued, I have long wanted to try this “Jedi Knight” series but never had the opportunity to do so. Now, over 10 years later, I get the chance to dive into what was promised to be a good experience. It better be, because I’ll say it again in different words. Star Wars sucks!

 

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No Time to Explain Remastered (Completed)

 

I am YOU from the future. Quick–There’s No Time to Explain This Review. Hurry!

 

So, the joke about No Time to Explain is… that there’s no time to explain. Anything. If you don’t find that the be funny, I can’t help you. You won’t like the game. If you find that hilarious then BUY THIS. You need more? Well, it won’t be as funny if I explain it. It’s sort of something you just need to play to understand. I had the original at Tier 1 (I beat it long before Lepcis and I began writing reviews so you won’t find one of it on the site). The Remastered version is basically the same game with extra content. There’s a couple more levels, workshop support and even the ability to play two player so I see no reason not to rate this one at Tier 1 as well. But again–we need to hurry. There’s no time for a review. So instead, I thought we could have some fun with a few “top X” lists.

Steam Link

 

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Barony

 

Perma-death? Multiplayer? Classes, stats and real-time combat? Oh, and endless piles of cheese found in the mine? All this and more in…

 

Barony is an excellent roguelike. Turn on the game and you’ll be dying within minutes (if not seconds) being eaten alive by rats, skeletons or giant spiders. Something that’s important of any difficult game is a feeling of fairness–the player needs to understand why they died and have a relative understanding of what they could have done to prevent it. RNG should play a role in the game to keep things interesting, but the player generally should not feel as if they are completely at its mercy–player input must matter. This is where many roguelikes shine and others fail. Barony succeeds at both; even the early deaths in the game serve as understandable teaching instruments, generally in the form of “enemies are aggressive and you’ll need to be on guard at all times.” Likewise, RNG feels present, but never ultimately fate-determining.

 

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Octodad: Dadliest Catch

 

Do you want all the fun parts of QWOP without the frustration? Why don’t you try…

 

Octodad is a simple game. Following suit with the wild craze of “reality physics simulators” it takes actions that should be mundane and simple but makes them wildly difficult by requiring the player to input each and every movement. Games like QWOP and then Surgeon Simulator bringing popularity to these titles, Octodad may be the best realization of this genre yet.

 

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Pathologic Classic HD

And here I thought I would never play another Horror game that rivaled Silent Hill 2. I guess I don’t have to be sad that Konami’s gone, because at least we have…

 

So. This game is a masterpiece. I can’t even begin to say anything bad about it. Like, I am completely blown away by this title and aside from the brief moment I glanced at it on Steam and decided to buy it, I’ve never even heard of it. What the heck is this game!?

 

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Anachronox

 

I just discovered Aidyn Chronicles in space. And it is…

 

All right. I’ll admit it. I’m in love with absolutely terrible RPGs. This is one of them. Full warning–I’m rating this at Tier 1. This is probably not even close to a Tier 1 title for most people. That being said, here we go into the world of Anachronox.

 

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Owlboy

I’ve been looking forward to this game.  I’ll admit, I am one of the suckers for high quality pixel art graphics, and this game offers that in spades.  You are Otus, a mute Owl-creature-scout-thing.  You fly about your town and scout for pirates, unlocking new areas by making friends and solving puzzles – until pirates attack and you are sent on a mission to save the Owl temple.

I had a lot of fun in my first hour, and the atmosphere is certainly more charming than cliche (which can be a real problem with retro pixel art games).  The music is fantastic, and the few mechanics I did unlock promise variety in combat and fascinating puzzles.  We’ll see if it can hold up through the rest of the game, but for now it is a solid Tier One entry.

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Recettear: An Item Shop Tale

 

MY FATHER IS DEAD. …better open an item shop!

 

I’ve been looking forward to this one for a couple reasons. Firstly, I’ve played and 100%-ed this game’s… *ahem* “sister” game “Chantelise,” a game that features a young girl Chante and her fairy sister Elise who rent out a room from a woman who runs an item shop. Noticing the pattern? Anyway, reason 2 for my interest in Recettear was that it came highly recommended to me by more than one person. Reason number 3 and perhaps the most exciting, is that this is one of the few times I get to write a review following a review of Lepcis’s. This naturally brings about a certain air of… conflict… and it makes me happy to see that our opinions clash on this one–a feature that helps me both understand myself as a writer and as a game reviewer.

 

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Run or Die

 

It’s like the movie Speed, only you’re on foot.

 

The year is 20xx…. okay not really, but you do have a robot suit. Run or Die is a runner game where you can’t stop moving or the bomb in your R.O.D. suit will explode. Your job? Run away from the evil organization that’s chasing you to steal the suit. You’re goal is to make it back to the doc where he’ll be able to put you in a Safe Zone where he can get the suit off of you. The good news is, the suit gives its wearer infinite stamina. The bad news… it’s unstable, which is what causes the explosion when you stop running.

 

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