Nikopol: Secrets of the Immortals
by LepcisMagna

Huh.  Another point-and-click adventure game.  While I’d like to say that I enjoyed my time playing Nikopol, three things prevented that.  (As a bonus problem: the game supports widescreen resolutions, but doesn’t actually render the game in widescreen – I’ve never run across that before.)

First was that the game was actually too detailed.  It’s hard to figure out what is a thing you’ll need and what is a thing that exists only for background.  This is made worse when the things you can pick up change as you go through the game.

Second was that the puzzles I encountered in the first level were… not terribly intuitive.  In fact, I think it’s the fastest I’ve looked up a walkthrough since I didn’t want to waste my hour. It turns out that was unavoidable.  The puzzles that exist, beyond being unintuitive, also don’t make a whole lot of sense story-wise.  For example, I was supposed to bring a portrait of my father, as seen above.  However, instead of just bringing the reel of film, I have to actually paint the portrait.

My third trouble was that the little story I did run across didn’t seem particularly engaging.  This game is apparently based on a series of graphic novels, so I would recommend reading those rather than playing this game.

So sadly, this must go to Tier Three.  It’s only a dollar right now, but I can’t even recommend it when there are games like Broken Sword 5 I have yet to play.

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Broken Sword 5: The Serpent’s Curse
by LepcisMagna

It’s a point-and-click adventure game!  I love point-and-click adventure games.  I’ve only played the first two Broken Sword games, but they were both pretty consistent and good.  Well, except for the goat puzzle.  This looks like another solid entry (as far as I can tell) with better animation and higher quality sound.  There’s a few quality of life improvements here and there, but it looks like this is another good way to spend a few hours.

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Betrayer
by LepcisMagna

Betrayer is an interesting game.  The environment is almost entirely black and white, while enemies and items you can interact with are in red.  This aesthetic lends a unique air to the game, but I think it works.  As for the plot, you are shipwrecked on a foreign shore sometime in the 1700s and discover that everyone in the fort you come across is dead, with hints of Indian magicks at play.  An hour isn’t enough time to really get into this game, but if it keeps the same mood going, I can definitely see myself playing this to the end.

Betrayer seems to strike just the right balance of suspense, mystery, and discovery.  From what I read on Steam, it sounds like it drags on a bit as you continue to play.  But for now, Tier One.

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BeamNG.drive
by LepcisMagna

I don’t understand why I didn’t buy this sooner.  Welcome to “Movie Car Crash: The Game”.  Have you ever wished that crashing cars in racing games was more realistic?  How about “so realistic it will overheat your computer”?  Well, that’s precisely what BeamNG.drive is.  Every surface and component of your car is modeled and deformed.  This turns the game into a Garry’s Mod of car destruction.  And I love it.

Really my only complaint is from the first time I opened up the game.  It greeted me in glorious…. 624×441?  I changed it to 1080p fairly quickly, but was then asked if I wanted to run at 39, 48, or 59 hertz.

As a person who watched action movies as a child solely for the explosions and car crashes, this is possibly the most fun I’ve had in 20 minutes in quite some time.  In fact, I’m going to cut this impression short to go play around with this some more.  ….Wait.  There’s mods?  Well…there goes my next week.

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Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
by Chezni

 

Ye olde Guardians of Light? She better keep her robes on.

 

Lately it’s been hard to drag myself away from watching an infinite number of Netrunner games on Jinteki.net and play the next game on my list, Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light. Partially this is because I’m developing an unhealthy obsession with Netrunner and partially because beyond the initial “legacy” Lara Croft games, I have trusted mainstream game developers with the Lara Croft franchise so little that I’ve never even bothered to play any of the new games. Plugging in LCGoL and giving it a play gave me a surprise… but not necessarily for the reason you might think. I give you…

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Ghost of a Tale
by LepcisMagna

This impression may be rather biased.  This game is basically Redwall in video game form, and Redwall was one of my favorite books growing up.  You play as a mouse bard that was jailed under an oppressive rat regime.  At least in the first hour, you’re trying to find your wife and figure out what happened to you.

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Everything
by LepcisMagna

Everything is an unusual game.  It’s also a game that is far too easy to make jokes about – so much so that even the initial loading screen does it: “Everything is loaded.”  After you pass the loading screen, you are dropped into the mind of an animal on a rocky planet.  And, true to the name of the game, you eventually find yourself hopping from animal to animal, letting you play as everything.  Soon, I controlled a fleet of animals and we galloped across the plain:

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A Normal Lost Phone
by LepcisMagna

This game is a lot like Gone Home.  So much so that if you have played Gone Home, that’s all you really need to know to decide if you like this game.  The differences are primarily in format – Gone Home had you walking through your childhood home, while A Normal Lost Phone has you, as you may have guessed, looking through a phone you found.  To actually beat the game, you need to be a bit more invasive than a normal person might be – and it requires guessing the owner’s passwords.  It’s not a bad experience, but Gone Home is a little better executed since you are placed in the position of a relative, so it feels less invasive than just browsing a stranger’s phone.  Tier Two.

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