Should Winning Make You Happy?
You Don’t Have Time to Analyze Everything
Halo 3
I’m afraid I can’t exactly say what bored me about this game. Perhaps it was the level design that felt uninspired and generic. Perhaps it was the plot clichés and constant reminders that the “Main Character is so powerful.” Perhaps it’s because I just finished playing Dusk (and started a new run of Dark Souls). Whatever it was, it’s sad to think that after waiting 13-ish years to finish the fight that I may not be interested in doing so now that I have the chance.
Continue reading “Halo 3”DUSK
Is this basically someone’s custom DOOM .wad made after watching Mandy? Yes. Do I particularly care? No. Why? Well, among other things, I was having so much fun that I forgot to take screenshots until well into the first chapter. Plus, you get to dual wield scythes.
There’s really not too much more to say, other than guessing what “Morale” is or how it affects gameplay (Edit: it functions as armor, halving damage taken). Amusingly, I only purchased this because it was in a bundle with AMID EVIL (also fun, but not quite as pure as this). Tier One.
Edit 2020-07-08: Having made it through Chapter 1, I’m finding Chapter 2 even more enjoyable. This is an excellent game.
Golf on Mars
Did Desert Golfing need a sequel? Does Death of the Author apply to a desk toy? Am I reading too much into this? Read on to find out!
Continue reading “Golf on Mars”Infra
This is quite possibly the only game I’ve played that starts you out sitting through a meeting and going through a PowerPoint. I honestly could not tell you if it was meant to be serious or not; it seems to be since it is the introduction to the game and meant to set the stage for a banal start, but it’s just so ridiculous I can’t be sure.
Continue reading “Infra”A Hat in Time
This is a tough one to categorize. On the one hand, this is the most Nintendo game I’ve played that wasn’t made by Nintendo. On the other, it feels a bit like its trying too hard.
Continue reading “A Hat in Time”Old Gods Rising
Ah, Tier Four. I haven’t put something there for a long while now. Old Gods Rising, however, is offensively bad in every conceivable way.
Continue reading “Old Gods Rising”A Link Between Worlds
I think this is one of the best Zelda games. And yes, I still put it into Tier Three. Also, major plot spoilers ahead for several Zelda games. Proceed with caution.
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